Dennis Spielman is a super hero with incredible strength, speed, flight, short range teleportation, and minor telekinesis. Even with his awesome powers, he is as valuable as a human. He lives in Oklahoma City where he also works for an optical retailer making prescription eye-wear.
Dennis is currently working on countless projects to save the world from it’s greatest treat: boredom.
Okay, I’m done talking about myself in third person. Basically, what you should know is that I write the most unusual stories for books, movies, games, and comics. I’m always coming up with some crazy idea, but none of them are paying the bills (for now), so I have a day job making glasses. This site is to let everyone know what’s happening in my life, the projects I’m working on, and my journey to open a movie and game development studio. Hum, not sure what else to write, so if you want to know anything, just ask.
What’s You Laugh, You Lose about?
Inspired by the madness of my message board, friends, and the Internet itself, I bring you, “You Laugh, You Lose.” Whenever I have a theme ready, I’ll post a series of funny images or maybe videos or maybe both. There’s always a theme because I’m not some traffic whore plastering random funny images like everyone else. It’s best if you have a tabbed browser and let these images load in new tabs, or just right click and save as. Whatever floats your boat. Now, if you laugh to any of them, you lose! But really, I think if you don’t laugh you’re a loser. You can view past entries here or under the Features tab to the side.
What’s Legally Free Friday?
This is a (hopefully nearly) weekly feature in which I showcase something that you can get for free that’s totally legal. You may view past showcases here or at the Legally Free Friday link under the Features tab.
Favorite Music Artists?
My favorites include A2, Bond, Chevelle, Chiodos, Christophe Beck, Crush 40, Cold, Evanescence, Flyleaf, Garbage, Imogen Heap, Julien-K, KoRn, Lacuna Coil, Linkin Park, My Brightest Diamond, My Chemical Romance, Muse, The Offspring, Orgy, Paramore, Professional Murder Music, RED, Rise Against, Rob Zombie, Sneaker Pimps, The Sounds, System of a Down, and Within Temptation.
Top 25 Played Songs?
Most of the time I put a song on repeat when writing, so it shoots up really high on this list. According to iTunes as of July 2009, here’s my tio 25 most played songs:
- Something Of An End by My Brightest Diamond
- Waking Up by Julien-K
- Virus by Sarah Fimm
- Time is Running Out by Muse
- Famous Last Words by My Chemical Romance
- Mad World by Gary Jules
- Passion ~opening version~ by Hikaru Utada
- 24 by Jem
- Stealing Society by System of a Down
- Justice and Mercy by Flyleaf
- Dammit, I Changed Again by The Offspring
- Cemetery Drive by My Chemical Romance
- Ichirin no Hana ~Huge Hollow Mix~ by HIGH and MIGHTY COLOR
- Freak On A Leash by Korn featuring Amy Lee
- Together by Krystal Meyers
- Vampires Will Never Hurt You by My Chemical Romance
- Holy Mountains by System of a Down
- Hypnotize by System of a Down
- Demolition Lovers by My Chemical Romance
- Animal I have Become by Three Days Grace
- The Sharpest Lives by My Chemical Romance
- Taking Back Control by Sparta
- Don’t Stay by Linkin Park
- Fully Alive by Flyleaf
- Brackish by Kittie
Favorite Movies?
Oh, man, I’m not too harsh when it comes to movies that I enjoy, but becoming my favorite is hard. For starters, pretty much any Pixar movie, Cloverfield, Blade Runner, The Dark Knight, Death Note, Donnie Darko, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, The Fifth Element, Ironman, Labyrinth, Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Nightmare Before Christmas, Office Space, The Princess Bride, Run Lola Run, Shaun of the Dead, Sin City, Tell No One, Unbreakable, V for Vendetta
Favorite Series?
My favorite shows that I’ve enjoyed as an adult include Alias, Angel, Battlestar Galactica, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Castle, Chuck, Doctor Who, Dollhouse, Family Guy, Firefly, Greg the Bunny, Heroes, Reaper, Journeyman, Hex, Monk, The Middleman, Myth Busters, NOVA Science Now, Robot Chicken, Pinky and Brain, The Sarah Silverman Program, South Park, Torchwood, and Veronica Mars.
Favorite Books?
I actually don’t read too often, so this is a short list.
Spike & Dru: Pretty Maids All In A Row by Christopher Golden ; Harry Potter by J.K. Rowlings; One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest by Ken Kesey; When the Wind Blows by James Patterson ; All I really keed to know I learned in Kindergarten by Robert Fulghum ; Dracula by Bram Stoker ; The Princess Bride by William Goldman ; Murder on the Orient Express by Agatha Christie
