Parody Motivator Posters Week
This weeks You Laugh, You Lose theme is Parody Motivator Posters with five fun filled pictures. Order now!
This is why I hate fishing
So, this morning I went fishing with my grandpa at one of his friends’ lake. I don’t care much for fishing. I think it’s really boring, but I went anyway to spend some time with him. It wasn’t long for us to be out on the lake when I got a bite on my line. I reeled in as hard as I could. This fish was putting up one hell of a fight. Then I gave a good tug on my pole and yanked him out from the water. The fish went flying into the boat. This fish was huge. It was like five feet long! My grandpa was really excited. We tried to put it in the ice chest, but it didn’t even fit in it. Its head and fins just stuck out from the chest, so we went back to shore to put the fish in a big freezer.
When we got to shore, my grandpa’s friend greeted us. My grandpa opened up the chest and show his friend the fish that I caught. The fish seized the opportunity and flopped out of the chest and made his way back to the lake. So, yeah, that sucked, but oh well, I don’t like eating fish anyway. My grandpa and his buddy went off to get some stuff to help catch it again while I just stayed out the boat. Shortly after they were out of sight the fish had returned to the shore, but this time it had mutated itself. The fish now had four large yellow eyes placed in the same fashion of that of a hammerhead shark and it had grown two legs to allow itself to walk on land.
The fish ran after me baring its huge sharp teeth, so I ran into the house. I have been running a lot longer than the fish so naturally I made it inside safely. However, that didn’t stop the fish. The fish busted down the door, so I kept on running from room to room throughout the house. My grandpa and his friend where no where to be seen. I had no idea where the fuck they were. Then after awhile I didn’t hear the fish anymore. I figured it must’ve went back to the water to get some air, but I knew it would come back for me. It was pretty pissed. I knew I had to fight back.
I marched outside to confront my foe. What I confronted was that the grass had grown three feet tall in the short time I was inside. I don’t know how the fish did it, but it did it. I figured it might be lurking in the tall grass to sneak attack me, but I wasn’t going to give him that advantage. I made a quick slashing motion with my right arm and the grass cut itself down as my arm pointed at it. The fish was not there. I went back inside to check and make sure he still wasn’t inside. He wasn’t, so I went back outside down to the lake. On my way I saw the fish rising out from the water running after me. I stood my ground as the fish charged after me. Just as he got close to me, I ducked down, picked him, raised him high over head, and with all my strength I ripped him in half in front of me so his guts wouldn’t land on my head. I then threw him as far as I could, which was about fifteen feet. Both of his body parts were still flapping around, so I pointed my hand at him, extended all of my fingers out to point at him, and fired a wave of electricity from my fingers at the fish. I totally crisped him. A little too much to eat, but I like I said I don’t eat fish anyway, and I don’t think anyone wants to eat a mutant fish either.
Yeah, after that ordeal, I had breakfast (Chocolate Marshmallow Mateys, yum), read messages, took a shower, and went to work. I took my Mom to her work as well. Nothing too interesting happened at work. We were pretty busy in the morning. I got time to do some maintenance on some of the machines. I got work off at 6. Now I’m at home telling you about my day, but most importantly about my bad fishing experience. Oh! Myth Busters did a cool episode about Pirate myths tonight. You should check that out. As for me, it’s late and I got work early tomorrow, so until next time, be careful when you fish.
Thanksgiving and Black Friday
I hope those in the U.S. had a good Thanksgiving and Black Friday. As for me, I was kept pretty busy. Since my Dad had to work on Thanksgiving, I had Thanksgiving lunch at his work. I brought my Mom there with all of the food and helped set things up. We ate a little after two. After that, I visited some friends, play games with them, and I came home and did some work.
Today, I went shopping this morning at about 7:30. I hit places were there weren’t any big lines. I ended up spending more money on myself than for other people today. Hehehe… Yeah, well, money is tight with family and friends this year, so I knew if I wanted something big that it would be best if I just bought it myself. All I did buy for myself was mainly some games and a few movies. Anything really cheap I want, like less than $25, I’m letting other people spend on me. I still got to buy some gifts for friends. Today was just family. Of course, I still had to work, but I didn’t have to go in until 5 p.m. Man I thought we would be slow (usually people don’t get glasses on Black Friday), but we kept pretty busy back in the lab.
But that’s all boring personal stuff! You see also during the past few days I’ve been working on a short story that takes place on Black Friday titled, Happy Ending. “It’s been a long, stormy Black Friday. Security was tired. Customers were exhausted. Workers wanted to go home. It was the best time for Sid to let his lover Marie take any human she wanted.” It’s a mature horror story, so if you’re interested, check it out. At the end of the story are my comments over it. Enjoy the story and enjoy the weekend!
You No Laugh, Ninja Kill You
With Thanksgiving and Black Friday this week, I think I should do an edition of You Laugh, You Lose with that theme. Fuck that, it’s ninjas this week! There’s eight ninja releated images this week. While going through my images, I realized I had a bunch more Star Wars lols, so I’ll have to do another Star Wars theme, but that will be another week!
Ego’s Street Magic Show is Here
I was going to write for the sub-header, Ego’s Street Magic Show is Online, but technically it’s been online for awhile. I’m just now bringing it to Rogue Ego. What is Ego’s Street Magic Show? Check out the page and read the description for yourself because I would just copy and paste it here, but I don’t want you to read it twice, even though it is an awesome description worth reading twice! Oh, fuck, here it is:
“Ego’s Street Magic Show is an on going interactive sprite comic series that was started in the SoaH City forums. Follow SoaH City’s Mayor who puts on a street magic where anything could go wrong or awesome. Not even the creator of the series knows what’s going to happen because people keep adding to the story! People have raved such comments as, “for the win,” “I actually lol’d,” and “this topic was great, we need more of these.” But why listen to what they saw and read it for yourself!”
So, yeah I worked on the Knuckles boss stage a bit yesterday until NBC demanded that I get in front of the TV and watch Chuck, then Heroes, and finally Journeyman. It was all good, but I felt like if Heroes had like an extra five minutes it could’ve been much smoother. I found out that they’re now selling the Helix Symbol Necklace online through NBC’s store, so I have to totally get it. Oh, right back to Triple Fang. Yeah, I worked on the boss some this morning and it wasn’t playing the way I wanted it to play. I’m trying to make Knuckles pull out a large rock out from the ground and toss it at Nack, but there’s this weird issue with the sprites. I think I might just end up going with my first idea for Knuckles’ attack: a fireball punch. He also isn’t jumping high enough either, which I think I can get sorted.
I still got a lot planned for this week, including a new edition of You Laugh, You Lose (which all of my MySpace friends enjoyed) and a new short horror story that I’m going to post on Black Friday about two vampires in a mall. WHAHAHAHA! Until then, spread the word!